Sponge bath it is.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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