well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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