So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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