remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
