so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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