i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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