so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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