I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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