do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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