Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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