One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.