yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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