I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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