Where is the hickey?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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