I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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