Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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