Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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