that's an acceptable place to lick
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You are the jesus of drinking
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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