the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
FUCK WHALES
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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