Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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