Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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