afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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