names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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