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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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