Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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