I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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