My brain says no but my pants say off.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So many bounce houses so little time
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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