rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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