I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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