you guys were way drunker than both of me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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