yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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