shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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