Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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