he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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