Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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