do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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