Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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