i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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