I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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