You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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