Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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