No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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