I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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