Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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