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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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