We're like a lot better than the average bears
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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