I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Do vagina's smell?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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