Non-Jews are for practice
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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