I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
