Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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