Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
