And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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