Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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