Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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