Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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