Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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